Product warnings: Are these 6 really necessary?

In today’s corporate world, businesses often have to provide painfully detailed warnings about their products and services to ensure that they don’t end up on the wrong end of a lawsuit.

While it’s clearly better to err on the side of being cautious, some of these warnings seem silly, stupid or redundant.

Here are six of our favorite examples — courtesy of bored.com:

1. Mattress: Do not attempt to swallow.
2. Hotel-provided shower cap: Fits one head.
3. Cardboard windshield sun shade: Do not drive vehicle with sun shade in place.
4. Portable stroller: Remove infant before folding stroller for storage.
5. Railroad station sign: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
6. Electric thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally.

Are we missing any? Share your examples in the Comments section.