'He may be a pimp' and 24 more workplace gripes

Sure, there are some days when everyone gets on your nerves. But check out the off-the-wall gripes these people have about the folks they spend 9 to 5 with.

Whether you’re the one fielding the gripes or simply commiserating with co-workers, chances are you’ve never heard many of these, collected by CareerBuilder and others submitted from long-suffering employees everywhere:

1. Says “Gotcha” at least 20 times a day.
2. Wears pajamas to work.
3. Reminds co-worker too much of Bambi.
4. Has the wrong aura.
5. Flosses his teeth at his desk.
6. May be a pimp.
7. Eats all the good cookies in the office.
8. Breathes too loudly.
9. Is personally responsible for the federally mandated tax increase.
10. Is so polite, it’s infuriating.
11. Smells like road ramps.
12. Too easily astounded.
13. Trying to poison co-worker.
14. Has a body that’s magnetic and keeps deactivating co-worker’s magnetic access card.
15. Talks “baby talk” to his wife on the phone.
16. Spends too much time tending to stray cats around the building.
17. Has big hair.
18. Too suntanned.
19. Wants to check a co-worker for ticks.
20. Has bells on her shoes (and it was not the holidays, as if that would have made it OK).
21. Keeps using the ladies’ room (a male employee) because the men’s room is too messy.
22. Is a perpetual dieter who is sent wailing by the mere sight of a cookie or cake.
23. Taps his feet all day on the plastic mat meant to protect the carpet.
24. Only wears slippers at work.
25. Says the letter “Q” every time she sneezes.

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